Further proof that my phone holds all of the worlds most awesome text messages.
+ I misses you (again)
+ He kissed me when he saw me I’m still his wifey hahaha
+ WTF they hired a clown cause he hates them
+ I wish you were here I’m already pretty wasted. YAY. I wish (name) would fall in love with me already haha.
+ I like you a lot too lets be ghey!! <3
+ Generally speaking, I really love teh peen fyi.
+ Me, Usher, and Young Jeezy, Threesome in the club dude.
+ This muthaf#cking hummus is delicious!
+ Holy shit! Dude! Love those titties! What's (name) gonna do?
+ Oh so sorry, I totally forgot. I hope you feel better what do you want to eat my sunshine?
+ I love you too babe, love you too.
+ Morning lovely!
+ I just ate my first toaster strudel and now I wanna eat the whole box man.
+ 2things: 1 I love judge mathis, 2 (name)'s sister just texted me and not sure how I feel about that. cause I like her but dang we're not in-laws yet. ha!
+ I just can't help it. I like tyra!!! Haha
+ The j was as wide as me and as tall or taller than him and he's over 6'. It was all ridic and kind of hilarious. Now I wanna wake and bake. Hahaha.
+ I wish I could figure out how to capitalize mid-sentence
+ You bitch.
+ Guess who just busted out her phone manual?
+ I want a glamsquad.
+ I bet Usher has a small peen.
+ We are going to fight all night, I know it. I hate stupidity.
+ I just had a dream where I had five nipples. Two on each boob and one in the middle. I woke up and had to double check.
+ I keep smelling my banana to get the nasty smell away haha.
+ 1. The garbage man just honked at me. My type! 2. Thanks for reminding me how much I love this Destiny's Child song.
+ Oh brother! I made the bathroom stinkz and the trio of black ladies that came in after me commented about the severity of it. Was funny. I blew it up!
+ Yes I miss you! I was waiting for you to break the ice like Britney! Do you miss me? Do you miss the internets? I hope we talk again soon.
+ EIGHTY FIVE DUDE. ONE HUNDRED OUTSIDE. does not want.
+ I love you too you are so my favorite!
+ I MISS YOU SO BAD. Looks like I'm driving (name) back to the city. I got hornswoggled!!!
+ I love Musiq Soulchild SO BAD.
+ I hate u
+ Oh yes. Considering I'm deadly allergic to peanuts I will pass on that ha ha. But yeah, we can def chill sometime eat or whatever. Although I don't know if I like being called the young one.
I want to tell you so much about these songs (they are awesome), but I think I’m about to go barf so, enjoy!
Here’s a music meme to reflect how eclectic your music collection might be. I (I, being J) call it Alphabet Song. Put your music library in alphabetical order by song, then take the first song for each letter of the alphabet. No repeat artists. Tag five people then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves.
A (Another Song) All Over Again - Justin Timberlake
B B&C - Utada Hikaru
C Ca Varie Varie - Zap Mama
D Damaged - Danity Kane
E Each Day Gets Better - John Legend
F F.U.S.S. (Interlude) - Christina Aguilera
G Gary Song - Alice Smith
H Haditha - Meshell Ndegeocello
I I Ain’t Gotta Tell You - Ne-Yo
J Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
K Kahn - Gigi
L L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
M Machine Gun - Portishead
N Necromancer - Gnarls Barkley
O O Christmas Tree - Nat King Cole
P Paint Me Over - Amerie
Q Qalbi - Cheb Mami & Amro diab
R Radar - Britney Spears ;)
S S.E.X. - Lyfe Jennings
T Tailor Made - Colbie Caillat
U U & Ur Hand - Pink
V Velvet - Fergie
W Wade In The Water - Eva Cassiday
X XR2 - M.I.A.
Y Yalla Chant - Natacha Atlas
Z Zap Bebes - Zap Mama*
*this is a repeat but that’s because both of my Z artists were already on the list, so I chose the first one in alphabetical order
I tag the following: Notsoblonde, Nevermindher, Spitfire, Brown-girl, & Patricia-Elizabeth
Dear Old Navy, if you’re going to make it so as a plus-size girl, I can only shop online - at the very least you could offer me free shipping. Ground shipping even. Let’s be real - if I’m going to take a gamble and buy clothes that I can not touch or see in person because I’m not in demand enough to be in your stores, what’s in it for me? Oh, right - nothing. Which is why I’ve yet to take the plunge and actually buy anything. That, and I think not allowing a consumer to shop and experience the tactile joy of shopping is kind of a douchebag move. Do better Old Navy, I know you can!
