My life is an STD. I’m thinking Herpes and it is in desperate need of some Valtrex. Perhaps it’s a mis-diagnosis and it’s just a raging class of Chlamydia though. 

Things I googled today:


+ weed cookies (not to make)


+ flourless chocolate cake


+ raspberry sauce


+ the difference between parchment and wax papers


+ the cardigans


+ songbird and last.fm

And now, some songs because we know what Sunday’s are for. Please right-click and save as.

Here’s a little secret, I haven’t watched one episode of American Idol this season, or for the last 3 I think. Blah, blah, blah - Archuleta. Blah, blah, blah - boy with the dreads. And then both amy! and toRii sang the praises of David Cook and I kind of want him to win. Here are two reasons you want him to win too (these are studio versions, not live).


Billie Jean/Eleanor Rigby

It is a horrible, horrible shame how the powers that be handled the latest Gnarls Barkley release because I think it’s 327 times better than the first album which was already great. Both of these songs make me resist the urge to start break-dancing.


A Little Better/Going On

Santogold: You’ll Find A Way - Please be advised that you will be hearing a lot more about Santogold in the coming days. This song does wondrous things to me.

Solange Knowles: I Decided - Can you imagine what it would be like to have Beyonce as your older sister? Yeah, I’m thinking shitty too. BUT, Solange is holding her own (and is a pretty accomplished songwriter) and if this song is any indicator of her new material, it’s a good time to be Solange.

1. The Pussycat Dolls Presents Girlicious


2. Us Weekly / Perez Hilton / Just Jared / Guanabee

3. Jon & Kate Plus 8


4. Cheeto Puffs / Funyuns


5. Rumors by Lindsay Lohan, Jealousy by Paris Hilton and With Love by Hilary Duff ( I KNOW)


6. The entire Pussycat Dolls album


7. Dancing in my apartment when I’m home alone

What are some of your guilty pleasures?

Eh, pretty much nothing.