More random text messages from my cell phone. I have the best friends for real:
- K. I’m so in love with you right now. How ghey :)
- You are a dream maker!
- Hahaha you and your safe answers. ilu etc haha
- Ps. I gave him a boner yessssss!!!
- Yum. I have no good snacks right now. I dunno what to eat. Haven’t et. Gnarls Barkley is kinda exciting right now but not sure if its cause I’m high.
- Do I needs it? Brilly is almost as genius as brillz. Billyz!!
- I’m listening to Sublime. How 90’s of me!
- Oprah is lookin so busted today. Also, fat again. Snap!
- Chronic 2001 is so genius
- Me and handicapped dudes. Ugh. This one had no arm! He was so cute and was eyein me. Then I noticed. Story of my life.
- Wtf I think they turned the AC off on our floor. Dude haters! I feel like that should be illegal dang. Its kinda terribly hotness and stuffy.
- I love how we encourage each other. I’m singing That’s What Friends Are For in my head while crying out in pain. WTF how am I gonna sit?
- Cause we love american boys too even tho you married a foreigner and I just had sex with Kumar and put his unamerican ......
- I FOUND MY EARRING IN THE STREET! They were meant to be. It is fatez!!!
- I misses you!
- Did you just now send me this or is my phone on crack like Whitney? Sorry if I’m waking you up.
- I don’t mean to be a jerk but thank you i love you
- Me and Sean Paul should hook up. I was gonna say get married but I don’t want the commitment.
- Hahaha I’m pooping right nowness!
- It is 830 in the freaking morning and it’s 85 degrees. Someone kill me nowness! Gah!
- I can’t help it! It’s nine and 90?! How is that possible?! I dunno if I’ll make it haha.
- beautiful South Africa! home today.
- Can u imagine living your life as a shrimp and having shit running through your back? That is awful! Thank God ur not a shrimp.
I love the one about Sean Paul. Awesomeness. I don’t save many texts - for shame! My phone slows down to much if I have too many. But one I got last week from my friend who’s a makeup artist:
Dude, why in every scene in Hitch does Eva look like she has last night’s makeup on? She needs blush in her life.
That’s all I got.
Must we go through this every week: Where’s the Sunday Share?!
hahaha! You do!
They crack me up.
this is kind of amazing!!!!
much better than any of the text messages i get. most of my friends aren’t text message fans. blah.
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Recipes : Eggs in Purgatory : Food Network
How can you not want to eat them with a name like that?
thoughts detained
This is a great tumblr
Sarah Palin Gender Card | The Daily Show | Comedy Central
FLIP-FLOP! I love Jon Stewart.
Is Joan on 'Mad Men' too plump for primetime? | All The Rage | Los Angeles Times
Meh.
Worldwide Tropical Cyclone Names
An interesting list. I almost called it fun, by natural disasters are never fun.
Tell Me Something | Video | Making the Band 4 (Season 3): Sneak Peek (Ep. 03) | MTV
OMG - I NEED TO SET MY DVR for this. Ha ha.
Americans adopt HIV-positive kids from Ethiopia - Yahoo! News
"When Solomon Henderson was a year old, his birth parents left him at an Ethiopian orphanage with three things: a picture of Jesus, a plastic crucifix, and HIV." WTF. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
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roflmao! @ that last one!!!
also, i love reading your blog because it’s like a reminder list for me! I must find Chronic 2001 in my cd’s or dl it. Same with Gnarls B., well the dl part, don’t have the cd.